Well, pleasant dreamers, I’ve finally beaten the damn thing. Pandora’s Box has been opened, Ares is dead, and Conan Riddick Captain Willard Kratos has ascended to the throne of Thulsa Doom Lord Marshal of the Necromongers Colonel Walter E. Kurtz the God of War. So, after all has been said and done, after all the many varied mazes, traps and legions of combattants have been done away with, what can I say about the whole experience? How exactly did the cheese taste?
Frankly, a little stale.